What'll we do with a drunken parrot head,

What'll we do with a drunken parrot head,

What'll we do with a drunken parrot head,

Viagra in the morning?

Mix some tequilla and ice in a blender

Remember her name but don’t tell her yours

Cover up her breast because her tattoo is showing

Stuff her in a cab before the cops come get her

Take a pirate’s stand and don’t surrender

Rent a cheap room in old Key West

Shave her *ass with a rusty razor.

Keep the lights off you don’t want to see her

Make love all night with or without her

Gnaw off your arm before she wakes and see ya

Look for your clothes they have to be somewhere

Don’t look in the mirror it’s gonna scare ya

Grab your keys don’t forget to tip her

Never call her from your cell phone